Well, fully equipped with the necessary safety gear, Wizard Gynoid today made a third attempt on her world record.
[3:05] Wizard Gynoid: how many 0s in trillion
[3:05] soror Nishi: 9?
[3:06] soror Nishi: yes
[3:06] soror Nishi: 9
[3:06] Wizard Gynoid: no that’s a billion
[3:06] Wizard Gynoid: 12
[3:06] soror Nishi: o
[3:06] soror Nishi: ok
[3:06] Wizard Gynoid: hehe
[3:07] soror Nishi is not as good at maths as her Sis
She decimated, centimated and millimated her previous best of 2 billion meters and tped up to nearly a Trillion meters.
Although she sent a tp and I was more than happy to follow, the tp system couldn’t quite handle the billion kilometer distance, which is not anything I will be posting a ticket about, after all, that isn’t something one does very often.
Now, her Emerald radar shows me as being 999,999,995,904 meters away, and, I am actually at 25 meters already….so the combined height is in fact 999,999,995,929 meters.
On returning to the surface Wizzy experienced a temporary loss of vision, but examination of her eyeballs revealed no permanent damage.
She assumed, unwillingly, a horizontal pose for some minutes. It looked very much like she was kissing the ground, a bit like a pope, which she isn’t.
Unwitting bystander Xeon Quartz was also a witness to this historic event and was somewhat bemused by it all. ([3:23] Wizard Gynoid: remember xeon. fame is fleeting. [3:23] Wizard Gynoid: don’t let it go to your head.)
[3:19] Wizard Gynoid: how do i look
[3:20] Xeon Quartz: a bit scary ..
[3:20] Wizard Gynoid looks around
[3:20] soror Nishi: nope you look fine
[3:20] Wizard Gynoid: scary? is my head on?
[3:20] soror Nishi checks Wizzy’s pulse
[3:20] Xeon Quartz: not sure
[3:20] Wizard Gynoid: i lost my head at 2 billion meters.
[3:20] Wizard Gynoid: remember sor.
[3:21] soror Nishi: yes
[3:21] soror Nishi: you said
[3:21] soror Nishi: well…you may have grown a bit again, of course
[3:21] Wizard Gynoid: i tend to lose my head when i’m under pressure.
Convinced that she had grown through a stretching process, we checked her height ….however, she was still only 7 foot 2 inches, so the effect must have been a psychological stress-induced delusion. We have yet to see if permanent psychological damage has been done.
As this little record has been well read by the Boys, I would like to suggest to the Lab that a memorial be erected on this ground for future generations to visit. Historic events should be marked … they constitute our culture.
Wizzy will no doubt be publishing all photos on her Flickr site…. here..
A great adventure, and one to be commemorated.